Christmas in Australia; traditions which they don't seem to have:

• Salvation Army busking Christmas Carols
• Parsnips, bread sauce, brussel sprouts
• Getting new scarves, hats and gloves for Christmas and going out for a walk in them

Ludicrously they favour turkey and ham with salad (salad in December - it's madness), think it perfectly normal to drink Pimms, and insist on going in the pool and playing Croquet.  No wonder sensible placental mammals avoided the place for a few million years?